You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.