Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.