There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.