Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing.
It's amazing how quickly nature consumes human places after we turn our backs on them. Life is a hungry thing.
The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.
People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick.
Everyone in the world was programmed by the place they were born, hemmed in by their beliefs, but you had to at least try to grow your own brain
A little drama wins more friends than boring.
Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you.
I guess sometimes you have to lie to find the truth.
What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful.
Money's the same, whoever gives it to you. That was the point of money, after all: crisp and clean or wrinkled or disintegrated into quarters - a dollar was always worth a hundred cents.