You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.