God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.