Learn to drive?" "Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.
You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.
What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?
Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.
I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.
My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.
This book will prove the following ten facts: 1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there. 2. Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch. 3. All power corrupts, but we need electricity. 4. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight. 5. Music does not always sooth the troubled beast. 6. An Englishman's home is his castle. 7. The female of the species is more deadly than the male. 8. One black eye deserves another. 9. Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm. 10. It pays to increase your word power.
Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!
I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!
Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet. "I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.