And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or so.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.