I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way.
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.