We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, "Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot."