Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.
If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think "How lucky are the dead.
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Scratch an actor - and you'll find an actress.
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania.
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
One more drink and I'll be under the host.