Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.