People may like what third-party candidates say, because often they are the only ones saying anything, but they usually won't vote for someone who doesn't have a chance. Since third-party candidates are not in the news, they are considered to be not really in the race; and since they are not in the race, this justifies treating them as if they are not news.
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.†I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.†Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.†After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?†I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.
The truth was...he was in love with her. Totally over-the-line, no-going-back, not-even-dead-would-he-part kind of shit.