Advertising is legalized lying.
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.