Some people make headlines while others make history.
Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?" I say, goodnight. The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman.
Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?