God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
All in all, I am not surprised that the people who want to unravel the social contract start with young adults. Those who are urged to feel afraid, very afraid, have both the greatest sense of independence and the most finely honed skepticism about government.