There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?†Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.
Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.