You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.