When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
Property has its duties as well as its rights.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
We don’t need a list of rights and wrongs, tables of dos and don’ts: we need books, time, and silence. Thou shalt not is soon forgotten, but Once upon a time lasts forever.
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.