Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
Everyone is in business for himself, for he is selling his services, labor or ideas. Until one realizes that this is true he will not take conscious charge of his life and will always be looking outside himself for guidance.
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if the goods are worthless.
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
77 degrees in the fall feels cold, and 77 degrees in the spring feels hot. That’s why I’m selling year-round-nudity for half-price.
Please welcome Professor Varen Nethers, famous depressed dead poets historian and author of the bestselling books Unlocking your Poe-tential: A Writer's Guide, and Mo Poe Fo Yo: When You Just Can't Get Enough.