Life is a train that stops at no stations; you either jump abroad or stand on the platform and watch as it passes.
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolutions.
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.