A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
And I got out of there without punching anyone, kicking anyone, or breaking down in tears. Some days the small victories are all you achieve.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance - and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will take on greater meaning.
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
My only aversion to vice, is the price.