Pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives.
The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet.
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
There's no bottom, none, in my voluptuousness: Your wives, your daughters, your matrons and your maids, could not fill up the cistern of my lust.
People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows, they like to think that the Bane entering cottages at daybreak is more monstrous than they are. They feel better then. They find it easier to live.
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Old wives don't dieif they're getting alimony
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed: maids are may when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.