Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.