Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.