An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
Do we really deserve top billing?
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.