The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.
Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.