Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.