Dear Non-American Black, when you make the choice to come to America, you become black. Stop arguing. Stop saying I'm Jamaican or I'm Ghanaian. America doesn't care.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele.
It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?

That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and gives a man opportunity.
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.