Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.