The bars of West Hollywood and New York are awash with people throwing their lives away in the desperate hope of finding a shortcut, any shortcut. And a lot of them aren't even young anymore; their B-plans having been washed away by Vodka & Tonics years ago. Meanwhile their competition is at home, working their asses off.
I don't think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and that's what counts.
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.
The secret to kicking ass in dumbshit Hollywood... Every time you meet someone, make a fucking impression. Make them think you're the hottest shit in the world. Make them think they're gonna lose their job if they don't give you one. Look 'em in the eye, and never look away. Be confident and calm, be fucking bold. That sounds more like the secret to kicking ass in life. It is, but I was gonna wait and tell you that some other time.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."