The wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal.
Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace.
When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.
The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine.
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.
Part of being creative is learning how to protect your freedom. That includes freedom from avarice.