In this theater of man's life, it is reserved only for God and for angels to be lookers-on.
One of my chief regrets during my recent years in the theater is that I couldn't sit in the audience and watch me.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Dinner theater is anti-culture.
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see you, and so they kind of know what they're in for. In television, you are sort of sneaking into people's homes. So, I think you can be a little bit darker on stage.
You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
In my world, you don’t get to call yourself “pro-life†and be against common-sense gun control — like banning public access to the kind of semiautomatic assault rifle, designed for warfare, that was used recently in a Colorado theater. You don’t get to call yourself “pro-life†and want to shut down the Environmental Protection Agency, which ensures clean air and clean water, prevents childhood asthma, preserves biodiversity and combats climate change that could disrupt every life on the planet. You don’t get to call yourself “pro-life†and oppose programs like Head Start that provide basic education, health and nutrition for the most disadvantaged children...The term “pro-life†should be a shorthand for respect for the sanctity of life. But I will not let that label apply to people for whom sanctity for life begins at conception and ends at birth. What about the rest of life? Respect for the sanctity of life, if you believe that it begins at conception, cannot end at birth.
We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.