...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.
My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
You don't win races by wishing, you win them by running faster than everyone else does.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.